ThisGuy.net

He suddenly knows everything…

Nobody saw him read the manual. Nobody saw him test anything. But somehow, he has a perfectly structured answer for every question.

“Actually…”
“It’s simple, really.”
“There are three key factors.”
“At a high level…”
Confidence: 100%
ThisGuy Behavior Model: - Speak with total confidence. - Structure every answer like a consultant. - Use phrases like “at a high level” and “three key pillars.” - Never admit uncertainty. - Never mention where the answer came from.
This Guy character

Symptoms

Responds instantly with structured answers.
Uses business buzzwords for simple problems.
Corrects people mid-sentence.

Classic Lines

“Actually…” “It’s simple, really.” “There are three key factors.” “At a high level…” “That’s just best practice.”