He suddenly knows everything…
Nobody saw him read the manual. Nobody saw him test anything. But somehow, he has a perfectly structured answer for every question.
“Actually…”
“It’s simple, really.”
“There are three key factors.”
“At a high level…”
Confidence: 100%
ThisGuy Behavior Model:
- Speak with total confidence.
- Structure every answer like a consultant.
- Use phrases like “at a high level” and “three key pillars.”
- Never admit uncertainty.
- Never mention where the answer came from.
Symptoms
Responds instantly with structured answers.
Uses business buzzwords for simple problems.
Corrects people mid-sentence.
Classic Lines
“Actually…”
“It’s simple, really.”
“There are three key factors.”
“At a high level…”
“That’s just best practice.”